25 alternatives to Netflix & Chill

The coined phrase Netflix & Chill may have run its course for me. So the way my ignorance is set up I decided to create 25 alternatives to “Netflix & Chill”. These alternatives may help or ruin the idea of having a phrase to indicate to someone you want to have sex with them, but want to be discrete.

  1. Hulu & Head
  2. Weed & Breed
  3. Backshots & Reruns
  4. Netflix & Nightcap
  5. YouTube & Screw
  6. Redbox & Wet Box
  7. HBO & Freak Show
  8. Love and Hip Hop & lay-up
  9. Sex in the City than sex forreal
  10. NFL & leave me the fuck alone
  11. OnDemand & On the man
  12. American Horror Story & hand jobs
  13. Different Strokes & long Strokes
  14. Black-ish and fetish
  15. American Pie & creampie
  16. World Star & Porn Star
  17. BET & POV
  18. MTV jams & A Lapdance
  19. TiVo & deep throat
  20. Smoke & Stroke
  21. Lifetime & Spoon
  22. Game of Thrones & Bone
  23. Once Upon of Time & 69
  24. Takeout & Makeout
  25. The night of & wet sheets

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